Boner

one-fish-two-fish:

I’m studying blogging in class. 

I am going to get an A in this class. 

I’m glad I didn’t skip class today.

UPDATE:

I presented a blog (tattr.tumblr.com, it’s great if you don’t know)

And she loved it. HAH. Tumblr wins.

one-fish-two-fish:

myfriendscallmejohn:

aretheyseedless:

if you’re a guy and one day you’re masturbating and you just rip your dick off what would you do

But now I need to know. What if it comes off one day? Call 911? Go to the hospital? Sew it back on? 

We shall start that conversation with “Well, my significant other is out of town..”

Erin said so. We’ve got this. 

Cosmo sex tip #578

cosmo-sex-tips:

When he says ” Who’s your daddy” say your actual fathers’ name.

sofapizza:

it’s a trap! (via)

sofapizza:

it’s a trap! (via)

infamouspersonality:

Now that’s a party

Can’t buy more paint for another two weeks.

Drawing portraits to keep busy.

Why don’t I have more money?

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
George Carlin  (via aurorspirit147)

alecshao:

Martin Klimas - What Music Looks Like, 2011

“Like a 3-D take on Jackson Pollock, the latest work by Klimas begins with splatters of paint positioned on a scrim over the diaphragm of a speaker. Then the volume is turned up. For each image, Klimas selects music—typically something dynamic and percussive, like Stockhausen, Miles Davis or Kraftwerk—and the vibration of the speaker sends the paint aloft in patterns that reveal themselves through the lens of his camera.”

Top, L-R:

1. Miles Davis

2. Paul Hindemith

3. Pink Floyd

4. Kraftwerk

5. Charlie Parker

6. Grace Jones

7. J.S. Bach

alecshao:

More from Eric Cahan’s Sky Series

cahan.tumblr.com

myampgoesto11:

installations by Olaf Brzeski